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任何人从恶梦中惊醒时会突然坐起来喘气

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5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary

to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

就算开直路,也必须三不五时地大力向右打方向盘

6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all

than 20 men firing at one.

一个人射杀二十个人比二十个人射杀一个人成功的机会大

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7. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them

狗永远知道谁是坏人,而且一定会对他们吠叫

8. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red

readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

所有的炸弹都会装有显示红色报时数字的大型计时器,让你清楚知道他

们何时会爆炸

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9. Guns are like disposable razors-if you run out of bullets, just

throw the gun away. You can always find a new one.

枪枝就像是抛弃式的刮胡刀,如果子弹用光了,把枪丢掉就是了,你总是

可以找到一只新的

10.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from

duty.

警探只有在被停职後才会破案

好老公的十二属性

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1.鼠：太太发飙时刻，要似鼠畏猫，缩身发抖，不发一语顶撞。

2.牛：担起全家之生计，要如牛耕田，任劳任怨，不敢偷懒稍息。

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3.虎：夜晚寝室勤加班，要虎啸山林，八面威风，不能懈怠无力。

4.兔：老婆吩咐有工作，要速如兔跃，敏捷矫健，不得怠慢龟步。